Marisa. 19 from Florida. LOST, Bob's Burgers, Supernatural, Orange is the New Black, Arrested Development. JG-L, Aaron Tveit. Disney. The more Musicals the Better. Movies & TV Shows. Much more so ask me stuff  Slytherin(s)

woodmeat:

pussylipgloss:

babies are so cute aww they have only like 3 skills its adorable 

talking, breathing, archery (lv26)


partybarackisinthehousetonight:

*accidentally slams door* *gets lectured for 84 years*


nue:

life hack: can’t do homework if you don’t have a home. burn it down you piece of shit

(Source: nuemoved)


fangirlingemma:

when you pass an exam you expected to fail

image


bunsen:

me walking into school

bunsen:

me walking into school


partybarackisinthehousetonight:

never let your printer know that you waited until the last minute to print something and you’re in a hurry. they can sense fear


kegelgod:

Nick Cannon gets embarrassed when his mom catches him flirting

(Source: yesitspandapimp)


mikalhvi:

gentlemanbones:

"What is that, some kind of stone, like a heating stone? An odd pattern, it kind of looks like—
…Oh.”

is that a goddamn condom full of spaghetti

mikalhvi:

gentlemanbones:

"What is that, some kind of stone, like a heating stone? An odd pattern, it kind of looks like—

…Oh.”

is that a goddamn condom full of spaghetti

(Source: bent-duck)


(Source: sweetmoonbeam17)


yayforturtles:

OH MY GOD THIS FUCKING EPISODE RIGHT HOLY SHIT. ok quickly for those who don’t know, “omelette du fromage” translates to “omelette of cheese” so cheese omelette. 

you see my dad doesn’t know any fucking french at all like he never learnt it so when we went to france like 6 years ago, the only french he had picked up was his approximate knowledge of THIS FUCKING EPISODE. 

so when a french person asked him a question or started a conversation he would panic and say “uuuuumm du fromage” 

and then he would start saying it for fun, instead of “bonjour” or “merci” or anything else, it was “du fromage”

OF CHEESE. OF CHEESE. 

he was literally just saying “of cheese” to people he encountered.

(Source: spookyblackman)